Tuesday 30 April 2013

Placencia, Belize


Wednesday 24 April

We bid Caye Caulker a fond farewell and take the water taxi to Belize City.  I’m apprehensive about the taxi ride back to the airport, especially as none of the seatbelts in the car work.  Luckily, the suspension in the car is so shot that the driver has no choice but to potter along steadily, so we arrive in one piece. 

The internal flights are something of a casual affair.  Flight schedules seem to change with the number of passengers that are there and where they want to go.  Our flight is on a 14-seater plane – that’s one seat for the pilot and 13 passengers. 



We’re full, so one girl gets to play co-pilot.  We fly down to Dangriga (a 15 minute flight), where we wait for 5 minutes for some passengers to unload, then take off again for the remaining 20 minutes to Placencia.  It’s like being on a sightseeing fight and we get lovely views along the coast and of the Placencia peninsula.



 Placencia village is right on the tip of a 16-mile peninsula.  Its east side is lined with a long beach, and the west side backs onto mangroves and a lagoon.  Once again, it’s an airy, laidback place.  There’s one road into town and then a separate pedestrian high street – a narrow raised pavement that weaves its way past houses, curio shops, tour companies, bars and restaurants. 



We’re staying at the Manatee Inn at the top end of town.  It’s simple, but comfortable.  As we pull up outside, the first thing I notice is the giant mango tree and the piles of mangoes heaped up on the ground.  There are mangoes everywhere.



As we’re checking in, the owner hands us a handful of mangoes – he says there are so many that he just can’t eat them all.  I tuck into one straightaway and it is the sweetest, juiciest mango I have ever tasted.

We walk down to a nearly sports bar, the Tipsy Tuna, for a late lunch.  It’s a nice spot right on the beach and we notice that it’s got a cracking happy hour – with beers cheaper than we can get them in the shop, this is where we’ll be heading later.  



We spend the afternoon having a walk around and getting our bearings, finishing up with a quick dip in the sea.  We’ve got a supermarket just over the road for everything we need and grab some basics before heading back to the Tipsy Tuna.  We have a few beers and then walk over to the Barefoot Bar for some food – Mexican seems to be the food of choice around here, and we’re happy with that.

Janet adds: Placencia seems cheaper than Caye Caulker – both in restaurants and shops.


Thursday 25 April

We have a day at our leisure today, and don’t do much with it in a nice kind of way.  We’re up early and have a breakfast of mango and banana bread.  Before it gets too hot, we walk over to the other side of the peninsula and hire a kayak to explore. 



The lagoon is meant to be teeming with dolphins and manatees.  If it is, they’re keeping themselves well hidden.  Still, it’s a beautiful and relaxing way to spend a couple of hours.

Most of the rest of the day is spent on the beach reading in the shade.  We find a lovely calm spot for a swim, but that’s about as taxing as it gets. 



Occasionally very polite people approach us wanting to sell us everything from woven baskets to illegal substances - something we didn’t get in Caye Caulker - but we’re never really hassled.

In the evening we have a few beers and some food on the beach admiring the full moon – which is one of the reasons why we’re here.  Tomorrow we’ve booked a tour to try to snorkel with whale sharks.  It’s the right season for them and they love the full moon, so we just might get lucky…


Friday 26 April

We’re up early today to get checked in for our tour.   We’re assigned to a boat called the Deep Blue.  We’re the only snorkelers on board, joining 7 divers.  It takes close to an hour and a half to power over to Gladden Spit, our snorkel spot.  Before we know it we’re being told to jump in.  Unluckily for us, some divers aren’t ready yet and are still messing about with their equipment.  As their dive master has gone, our snorkel guide gets stuck sorting them out, which means we’re left bobbing in the open ocean.  It’s the first time I’ve snorkeled in water this deep.  It has been referred to as blue water, and we soon know why: the clarity of the water is amazing, but once you jump in and put your face under, all you see is blue in every direction.  It’s quiet disorientating and we both get a bit of vertigo. 



The divers are about 75 feet below us, and they say the fish are another 50 feet or so below them.  There’s not much to see except divers and bubbles (with are strangely beautiful).  Unluckily for us no whale sharks turn up, and when the dive time is over we retreat to the nearby reef for lunch.

I don’t generally get seasick, but we’ve been snorkeling in quite a stiff swell and the constant bobbing up and down is getting to me a bit.  Luckily a bit of food and a kwells seems to sort me out.  After lunch we take a leisurely snorkel over the reef.  There’s beautiful coral, lots of fish and a few barracudas following us about.




We’ve got one more go at the whale sharks and before we know it our next slot is up.  We have no luck with the whale sharks this time either, but we do get to see some big shoals of fish and I enjoy the crazy snorkeling anyway.



Before we know it we’re back on the boat and heading for Placencia.  This time we find a cushy spot on the front of the boat so that we can take in the sights on the way back.



Back on dry land an ice cream helps to distract us from our disappointment.  We spend a few hours relaxing and then head out to spend the night in our two new locals: the Tipsy Tuna and the Barefoot Bar.

Janet adds: despite not seeing whale sharks we’ve had a fun day

Saturday 27 April

We have a lazy start and take ourselves to De Tatch for a proper breakfast of eggs and toast.  The rest of the morning is spent under a tree on the beach.



We grab some toasted sandwiches for lunch and then resume our spot under the tree.

We’re flying early tomorrow morning and take some time in the afternoon to get packed up and ready, before heading out for our happy hour beers.  Unfortunately the Tipsy Tuna (our favourite so far) decide to try and screw us on our drinks, so we march off in disgust to our new favourite (Barefoot Bar), which doesn’t let us down.



Janet adds: Placencia has everything going for it, yet doesn’t quite have the same charm as Caye Caulker.

Wednesday 24 April 2013

Caye Caulker, Belize


Thursday 18 April

I’m up early today to have a crack at the gym again (all those American portions soon catch up to you).  We’re flying around lunchtime, so we get packed up and head for the airport.  The sat nav is being particularly obtuse this morning and we hit a few wrong turns, but we’ve given ourselves plenty of time.  Once we’ve dropped off the car (which goes far more smoothly than picking it up) and checked in we settle into breakfast number 2 (1 just isn’t enough these days).

In the end our flight is delayed by about an hour, but we do get off the ground and everything goes smoothly from there.  It’s a short hop (a little under 2 hours) down to Belize City.  I’m not sure what to expect, but there’s definitely a Caribbean flavor to things.  We’re welcomed by a live band playing from the middle of the luggage carousel, (with suitcases rolling by around them) and a sign in the toilets politely asks that you not flush the toilet with your feet (something that has never occurred to me).

Soon enough we’re outside, entrusting our lives to a very friendly taxi driver.  It’s a fairly scenic half hour down to the water taxi terminal – for a lot of the journey we’re winding along a river backed by jungle.  Our driver delivers us in tact – which is some sweet miracle considering some of the maneuvers he pulled.  We buy our tickets, dump our suitcases and get lured into a café for a local beer and a snack.



An hour or so later we’re bouncing our way at high speed across the ocean.  It takes about 45 minutes to get to Caye Caulker, where yet another friendly taxi driver meets us.  He loads our suitcases onto his golf cart and trundles us round to our guesthouse.  Luckily this taxi journey is a little gentler than the last one.



We’re staying in a little beachside cabana on stilts.  It’s simple, but with everything we need (including a hammock on the porch and 2 bikes to get around on).



Once we’re unpacked we pedal into town to pick up a few basic supplies (beer, nuts, tea and milk) and to start getting our bearings.  At first glance, Caye Caulker is fantastic.  There are no paved roads and people make their way along the sandy roads by bike or golf cart.  It’s the very definition of laidback.  We can’t wait to explore properly tomorrow.



We drop off our shopping and test the beer and nuts (just to make sure they’re ok), then walk back into town for some proper food (does it sound like all we do is eat?).  Sandro’s, an Italian place, has been recommended and it doesn’t disappoint.  We sit out in the garden with some of the best food we’ve had in a while and wonderfully friendly service.

It’s 2 hours earlier in Belize than Miami and our body clocks are telling us it’s bedtime, so we head back to our little hut for some sleep.

Janet adds: smiley face

Friday 19 April

Today we slip into island mode, so there’s not a whole bunch to write about.  I get up early and cycle to the local bakery to get some freshly baked pastries and fruit for breakfast, which we eat outside.

We’re about out of clean clothes, so we combine a trip to the local Laundromat with a quick explore of town.  We check out the split – about the best swimming spot on the island.  Nick has cheated and secretly worn his swimmers, so he dives in for a swim while I watch from the shore. 



We also manage to get a tour booked for tomorrow (yippee!).  Once we’ve collected and hung up our washing I drag Nick back to the split so that I can swim too.  It’s a blast kicking about barefoot, in shorts on our bikes.  I feel like a kid again.

That’s about it really…  We spend the afternoon reading, lazing and iguana watching. 



In the evening we pop into town for some food (the highlight of which is the resident dog, soon befriended by Nick).

Janet adds: Happy Birthday Matthew xx

Saturday 20 April

We’ve booked a tour to see the Lamanai Mayan ruins today over on the mainland.  We’re up early so that we can get the 7am water taxi across to Belize City.  We’ve had a brisk wind blowing since we arrived, but today is as calm as a millpond.  It’s beautiful, but also means it’s really hot.

We’re met in Belize City by Major Tom – a genuine Major and a delightful character.  He’s an older gentleman, but with a real presence – filled with vitality, intelligence and mischief.   He fills the hour or so drive with anecdotes, bad jokes and travel advice.  He drops us off at the Orange River, where we’re picking up our boat.  Amir is our capable captain and guide, gracefully assisted by Eduardo, his neighbour’s young son.

It takes and hour or so to cruise up the river to Lamanai.  The start is not great and is a bit of a reality check.  Amir points out the sugar processing plant on the horizon pumping out smog.  He tells us that the river is not naturally this colour (a smoky green).  The sugar plant uses the river to flush their mills.  Although all the waste is organic, the water that is dumped back into the river is warm.  This heats up the river, kills off the fish and leaves it all a little smelly and nasty.  Luckily the further we get from the sugar plant the more things clear up.

We get some great sights along the way: an abandoned rehab centre built by an American – the business failed as it was sited next to a rum distillery; a cheeky spider monkey that pops down to snatch some crisps and then races through the trees alongside the boat; a close-up look (and in some cases a taste!) at the birds, bats and vegetation that line the river; and even a glance into a Mennonite community.  The Mennonites moved into Belize in 1958 and are now a cornerstone of the economy, producing milk, meat and corn.




Then we arrive at Lamanai, set on the banks of the lagoon and cloaked in forest.  Amir is full of facts, stories and history.  He’s also able to tell us about the local plants and how they’re used.  The ruins themselves are magnificent: adorned with carvings, 



steeply stepped and towering above the trees. 



There are not a lot of people around and we’re even allowed to climb up the temples. 



Some more entertainment comes in the form of a couple of troupes of howler monkeys.  They’re threatening to get into an almighty scrap over territory and boy do they howl.  It’s a chilling, guttural sound – not really suited to the cute, fluffy monkeys we can see.  We even manage to catch a fleeting glimpse of a Toucan.  Once we’ve had a good look round we’re treated to lunch prepared for us by Amir’s mother.  It’s lovely to get some fresh, home-cooked food.

The boat trip back is a little less leisurely and before we know it we’re on the bus back into the city.  Major Tom pulls up at some street vendors so that we can load up on mango, oranges and fresh coconut water (served in knotted plastic bags with chunks of the flesh floating in it – you’ve got to bite a hole in the plastic and suck), then he puts his foot down to get us on the earlier ferry.  By 5.30 we’re back on our little island.  I’m overheating and decide to have a swim off the end or our pier.  It’s heavenly.  We have a beer on the porch before walking to one of the beachside restaurants for cheap and delicious nachos, burritos and quesadillas.   We seriously over-order, but it’s all so good.  On the way back we spot Juni out on his porch.  Juni is a bit of a local legend - at 74 he still runs regular snorkel trips out to Hol Chan Marine Reserve.  We’re both a little intimidated by him and don’t want to disturb his evening, but as he’s a one man show and doesn’t really believe in the internet, he’s a little hard to track down and so we pluck up the courage to strike up a conversation.  He agrees to take us out on Monday (extra yippee!). 

Janet adds: our guide casually mentioned today that it’s very easy for tourists to buy land/property in Belize.   Hmmmm….



Sunday 21 April

Yip, it’s another lazy day for us.  We start with a cycle into town to find something for breakfast and then a catch-up skype with Bronwen (yay!).  It’s dead calm again today – which also means very hot – but the kayaks are free and so we grab them for a paddle. 



We go out for an hour or so, stopping at a conveniently placed ‘stick’ where we can tie up the boats and hop in for a snorkel.  There aren’t many fish about, but we do find the ruins of a golf cart…



Back on land we retreat to the shade for a bit, then decide to explore the back end of the island by bike.  It’s not very developed here and there’s an interesting mix of posh houses, swamp and mangroves – we even spot a little croc.

After lunch we grab 2 shady hammocks to while away the afternoon. 



We’ve got to take a short trip into town to confirm with Juni and along the way we spot this little fella (although I’ve already forgotten what he is!):



In the evening we find a Lebanese restaurant (naturally), which does cheap, fresh food (falafel and hummus – yay).

Janet adds: found toasted pumpkin seeds in the local shop today just like mom used to make…

Monday 22 April

I hate to be predictable, but we started today with a cycle into town for breakfast.  There’s a bakery that does delicious, sticky-sweet things, which are very hard to resist…

We’re up early, so there’s plenty of time to get packed up and ready for our trip out today.  We meet Juni and get loaded onto the boat - a sailboat that he made completely by hand.  



There are 7 of us on the tour.  We get the sail up, but there’s not much wind, so we need the motor running too.  As we make our way out Juni talks a bit about the sea and about how much it means to him.  He feels a very real connection with the fish/creatures  (and therefore won’t eat them!) and there are some individuals that he has been visiting nearly daily for 30 years.  He makes it clear to us that we’re entering their territory and that things will be done on their terms.

We reach our first snorkel spot known as shark ray alley – no need to ask why: before we get in the water we can see a couple of giant stingrays and some nurse sharks circling.  We get our masks on and jump in – it’s fantastic.  The sharks keep their distance, but the rays swoop up just underneath us (and my heart jumps every time they do).  



These are some of Juni’s old friends and he happily plays with them – lifting them up and letting them swim up and over our bodies.  They must be enjoying it too as they keep coming back for more. 



We all follow along behind him as he shows us around his reef.  There's plenty of brightly coloured coral and fish


 and Juni keeps pointing things out to make sure we don't miss anything.



June has told us not to be afraid of anything in this water, but it's hard not to be a little bit wary when you see a shark.

We jump back on the boat and putter along a ways.  We’re followed by a shiver of nurse sharks – it’s quite a sight.



Juni pulls up next to some fishermen friends of his.  They’re gutting their fish and throwing the waste over the side.  This has attracted some giant skates and 2 turtles.  We get in for a swim with them too – which is pretty weird as the water can’t be much more than a couple of feet deep.  It’s a bit of an adrenaline rush too as one of the turtles is a biter and nearly takes my little tootsies off before I can even get into the water.



Back on the boat Juni surprises us with cold, peeled oranges and lets us eat our lunch while we cruise over to our next snorkel spot.  One of Juni’s old mates is waiting for us again: a giant, grumpy looking grouper that keeps coming up for cuddles with him.  It’s weird and quite touching to see – he definitely has a way with fish and they follow him wherever he goes.



There are some more stingrays and a few turtles lazily munching on sea grass.  We snorkel out over bright coral with fish everywhere, and Juni stops to lure a beautiful green moray eel out of his home – he claims he’s been living there for 30 years.



By the time we get back on the boat for the trip back we’re blissed out.  It’s been a long day, with a lot of excitement.  Juni definitely seems at home on the ocean and starts telling us about his family, his grandkids, his childhood and even the ghost of his father.  By the time we get back we almost feel part of the family and he gives us all a hug and a kiss (well, Nick manages to dodge the kiss and settles for a hug).



We’re both knackered after a long day in the sun so we grab a bite to eat and crash out.

Janet adds: Drat.  Despite about a 100 layers of sun cream I’ve still managed to get snorkeler’s (pink) bum.  Ah well, it was worth it.

Tuesday 23 April

You guessed it, it’s a lazy one again today.  We had planned on doing another snorkel tour, but figure nothing could beat yesterday, so there doesn’t seem much point.  We’re also a bit sunned out and spend most of the day trying to stay in the shade.



We’re in need of clean clothes again, so we put a load on at the laundry mat (as they’re known in Belize) and get some breakfast at Glenda’s while we wait.  We get lovely eggs served with cinnamon buns on the side.



The rest of the day is spent kicking about: we swim, take a walk round the island, cycle into town a couple of times and do some planning.  I also finally manage to get a picture of one of the gorgeous tiny hummingbirds that have been flitting about.



Tomorrow we’re moving south to Placencia.

Janet adds: If you’re ever planning a trip to Caye Caulker, make sure to look up Juni.  He doesn’t believe in the internet, so just take a walk along front street till you see his house and ask him when he’s next going out.



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